Don't squat with your spurs on.

If there are three cowboys in the front seat of a pickup truck - the one in the middle is the smartest.  Because he don't have to drive and he don't have to get out to open the gate.

If there is dust ahead and you are not riding drag - the herd may be goin' in a circle.

Timing has everything to do with the sucess of a rain dance.

If you get on a train goin in the wrong direction, it does no good to run to the rear.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgement comes from experience, a lot of which comes from bad judgement.

It's a whole lot easier to let the cat out of the bag than to put it back in.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing is to stop diggin'.

Never wrestle with a pig, ya both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

Some people live and learn, others just live; but, - everyone dies and forgets.

Ya can whip a man, but that don't mean he's beat.

Askin' a dumb question is better than tryin' to fix a dumb mistake.

When the stock tank freezes, it is time to predict cold weather.

Always be in a hurry to lend a hand, but slow to ask for one.

Lady luck exists - how else can you explain other peoples success.

The size of your funeral will depend on the weather.